Coincidence?

When Steve Sadin posts a prerelease report the same day as mine, I know there's no chance of mine being seen in a favorable light. I promise I didn't copy his article, but that's not the point. Listen to this-

"Last week I made plans to meet up with my friends Asher Hecht and Gabe Carleton-Barnes (who from hereon will be referred to as GCB) to get breakfast on our way to the Prerelease."

GCB- CBG? Coincidence? Or does Captain Bondage Goth have an undercover fan?
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